Slumperman is FM! Where are you . . . I miss you.

What can I do . . but to Bury myself with extensive alcohol and beer . . heh

Well, am not so slump lar. Wife is on vocation with friends, well, I think her good sister friend lar, or probably the best baby I wont know . . . what else can I do but to watch triple X movies! And surfing Sam's website can really excit me though.

A couple of events happened in the past few days/weeks. Let me start off with the day HYMC put aeroplane . . .

Thursday

My HYMC brudders supposed to go JB and have some decent meals and shopping. Well, guess everybody is busy. Luckily my back-up plan works - Mr Chow Lean Chew! heh . . . I brought my passport to work that day. And I worked until late 7 plus. I decided not to stay in office for too long, so breaking my brain cells and find something to kill time. Forget about LS, HC, SC, or . . . heh, took a ride to Chinatown and explore Keong Siak Street. Couldnt find the place initially, but came to see quite a number of interesting KTV pubs and massge places along temple street and smith street. Gnn, the massge is so cheap - cost only 25 to 30 for a 45 minute to an hour session. So keen to try one leh . . cant forget the shiok oil massge in China with musleman. It cost only 100 RMB, which convert to SGD is about 20. Heh I know what's on your mind .. . thinking of any special service right? Come on, they are proper massgae outlet lar. I saw many ladies doing it too, at People's Park Centre. 5th floor is Lisbo . . . It's 8 pm liao. I rode and stop at one of the highways and waited for Chow. We had some indecent chat topics and before we got so excited about it, his two Malay friends arrived, in leather suit riding choper bike. R rode a Shadow and F rode a Daylim.

We reached the custom at around 9.05 pm. Gnn, forgot that the next few days are festive season. There was massive jam man. We got in at around 9.40 pm.

Had decent seafood dinner in JB. Dont ask me where, but I know the place liao. Needless to say, the eatery is Hala, and bloody hell, qie us 96 ringgit for 4 pax. Come on, we have Malay buddies on board and you still qie us like that . . . heh I know it's already cheap lar but for that kind of money I could order more variety in Sentosa leh . . . hmm, nevermind, for the sake of meeting new friends, each person paid 28 ba. No worries. I shall have my cheese prawns the next time round.

Shopping time. Guess what we bought . . . cigarettes lor . . .

It was 1 am when we gathered along the expressway after the Singapore custom. I know, it's so tiring because next day I still gotta work. I dont mind, seriously.

Friday

Received a call from Chow during lunch. Nb, i thought he got what good kang tao . . . told me that F met an fatal accident and was in critical condition. There was driver, suspected of drunk driving, came all the way at high speed and knockded F from behind. According to Chow's description, F was thrown a few miles away from the bike. Can imagine that . . . The car . . . the front was dented and flipped.

Further update from Chow in the evening. The driver was caught, and confirm kenna charged I guess. F was discharged! But he got partial blind in the left eye. According to the doctor, the retina was broken . . .

Salama hari raya bro, Wish you well.

After Chow visited F, he came to my house and we watched some TV and chatted. Hey, please dont misunderstand me. We're not gay. heh, if you know me well, how on earth would you believe that I'm gay right? Chow stayed over at my place.

Saturday

My parents and sister and Bunny decided to come over for some mahjong. Didnt manage to finish the game because my friends were here. Chow was still sleeping half nakedly when they came.

Talking about my friend . . . the last time we spoke was at Hwa Chong basketball court. He's one of my best kaki and I mentioned before in my preivous post of how "god" he was in his Junior College days. We share the same pronounciation - Sean Tan and Shawn Quek.

The three of us chatting away at the coffee shop while I left my parents and Bunny at the apartment. We had more than in common to talk. We talked from Vietnam to Thailand, and before we could further talk about China, Sc called. Yes! They had arrived.

Wah lau eh, it was 1.30 pm when they arrived. The bbq booking ends at 4.30 lor . . .

Great food, great company. Scallop, prawns, fish, hotdogs, chicken wings (marinated by ah Chen's mother), banana, and green-eye sotong! Coool! Shiok! Oishii! And no LS after that!

They all left shortly at about 5.30 pm. Christy, SC and wife, Elna and mother, Ah Chen and Merv, Chow and my parents plus Bunny came and left. Only one stayed. Heh, he told me he got nothing but time to spare! wooo hooo he's my bro man! I took about an hour to clean up the mess before I took a nice shower and cheong s9 with him!

It's been 4 years since we last had a good chat. God damn it, time really flies. I luv the days when we cheong China and Hong Kong. That's where I met Jackie. And we still keep in contact. She was really nice, taking care of the hospitality when I'm in Hong Kong. Dont know when I can meet up with her again. Hope all is well with her. Well, we talked about work too. He already a boss after a year's of work as an employee after uni. Dont mistaken me. Not all bosses are wealthy. He struggled for the first 3 years, and only lately he did well. He sees quite a lot of things, as opposed to anyone of his age whom I know where the knowlege and experience is not quite there as yet. He's a real entrepreneur, I tell you. Of course, he got a mentor to guide him and facilitate the whole process. We're wuite similar in one way, as I met one mentor along the way. He helped me see things in another way. Who else? SC lor. Heh, sometimes I dont agree with all his saying lar though . . .

We talked about women, and am sorry to hear about his story. I have been waiting and waiting for his call, sms, wedding invitation card etc. But to no avail. I believe one day I would, because I can tell, his heart is still with her. Come on, great men think alike!

Then we talked about basketball. To hell with it, I'm still so proud of myself during the JC days . . .

All in all, we finished 5 jugs.

Got hangover the next whole morning and afternoon.

Sunday

Watched many DVDs. Them most boring one was The Banquet. The movie was too slow liao . . . I slept for most part of the show.

Inside Man

This is cool! I didnt know Spike Lee is such a talented man. Oh man, Clive Owen is the man! Well, it said it was a well planned bank robbery. How on earth is a successful one when he didnt manage to withdraw all the cash .. .

Basic Instinct 2

I think Sharon's boobs are fake. Tell me about it. The whole movie . . . what can I say? Typical Thriller type of movie. But in this episode, her signature killing move was not shown. she got a new way of getting her victims. Strangling the neck . . .

The Lakehouse

It was really nice, as recommended by Dave. Well, the storyline is damn stupid. How could anyone on earth can write to the person two years before? It's the time machine stuff. If I were given a chance, to talk to someone 2 years before, I would have . . . please watch if you like back to the future/ It's a about "time" problem too.

Scary Movie 4

It was damn stupid and funny movie! You watched Saw I and II? *hey, you cut the wrong leg!* I was laughing out of my lungs man I tell you.

Find me guilty

Vin Disel is funny. He could be a commedian I tell you, check this out.

* I came home and my wife wants 20 bucks from me to roast pork. I went into the bedroom, looking into the mirror with my 20 dollar note. Dear, what you see holding in my hands belong to me. What you see in the mirror belongs to you. When I came back from work in the evening, I saw lotsa roast pork on the dining table. And I asked her where you get the money?

She went into the bedroom, stood infront of the mirror, and lift up her skirt.

My dear, the one you see in the mirror is mine. The one you see below my skirt belongs to the roast pork butcher! *

Something like that. well, it may not sound funny to you but I really laughed my ass out.



See, Slumperman is doing well.


Ciaoz.