Wednesday, August 16, 2006

大便与大片,打牌英雄传

Superman was having dinner with YL and mom at Punggol yesterday. Mom cooked a bowl of soup, and YL curiously asked Superman, “那是什么瓜?” And Superman replied, “苦瓜咯。” Then he heard her whispering, “哇!这么像大便!” He was quite shocked and decided to play a joke on her. He responded, intentionally making known to mom, “你竟然说我妈煮的东西像大便?” Hmmm . . YL was quick to respond by saying, “没有啦!我说那苦瓜很大片啦!”

Superman was playing mahjong with YL, mom and sis. Sis never won a game since the first one. She 自摸两番。 Later at 西风her cards were hot. 连续又吃又彭索子,剩四只牌等包人… Here’s the 高潮。 Superman's cards are equally power! Superman got 七八九筒,三只白板,一对红中,一对西风(两番),一对北风和一只四索… Mom hit 红中. Superman hor seh, 彭! And since Superman had won so many games, he hit 四索咯。 Hor seh, sis grin at himwith a cunning smile, and threw her four cards down! Sh**, Superman kenna 包! Here he goes, as usual, complaining how beautiful his cards were and blah blah. And sis, who don’t have much chips left in the drawer, 洋洋得意.

Here comes mom asking sis, “你有三只四索,一只五索啊!”

Great evening spent at mom's house. I hope to have such funny things happen all the time, then I can share with you all who are in deep worried state. No matter how worrying you are, I hope this little stories to be told can brighten you up a little.

I hope you could brighten me too.


Ciaoz.

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