Grace's 10 Commandments?

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.

(If this is the case, there are many things that were made in heaven. How about Divorce?)

Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

(This will risk me calling out other gal's name. Cannot lar .... )

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand --
and divorce is at least 100 grand!

(How about 50 bucks at GL ..... )

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbours listen.

(Poor thing to the author.)

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

(The author is so short-sighted ... )

Commandment 6.

Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

(Disagree the first, agrees with the second.)

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.

Totally disagree. Before and after, it was all about how to seek offpass.)

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.

A good sex?

Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only
one husband.

Not true. Some prefer rounded ones. I just knew one air stewardess who is ...

Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.

Man is incomplete if he doesnt have the love of heart. If he has one, it doesnt have to be before or after.

I have a heart of tofu.