Good Luck Chuck

* oh charlie, i love you oh .... yeah it's nice *

yes these three words cannot be anyhow said. they must be said when you mean what you say. well, I didnt say you can only say to one person but the point is, you stress it and you mean it. and the next question is, how do you know he means it ...

i like the penguine story. it's not just that they are cute, they look stupid when they wobble on the ground but they look beautiful when they swim in the water. Minus the part when they attack in the water. and is it true that they eat their own poo poo? well here's the story: there's only one sunset in a year; the male penguin will find the most perfect stone that he could find on the beach. once he found that, he will bring the female penguin to the stone and lay his feet on the stone. if the female penguin accepts it, both becomes the lifetime mate, just like an engagement ring.

after hearing this story, i feel like i want to be a penguin. look at that, lifetime love mate -- peace forever. the two accepts each other, listen to each other, and miss each other. this is the only condition i could find to live together happily forever.

being human sometimes it aint that simple. humans are complicated. because of the complicated nature it's just impossible to make things forever. forever hate, may be. am speaking from my reality point of view. speaking with experience. woo ha yeh ho.

that's why i think fairy tales sell. human is in search of something that is not real. they cant find it that last eternally, and by reading nice fairy tales sometimes can satisfy one's imperfection. i not the guy who's fancy about fairy stories. hey give me some porn and i'll probable be more interested than a harry porter book. i'm a guy who's fancy with movies. great movies. commedies. romance. not scary movies please.

yes slumperman is in search of something that is missing from a part of his life. he's looking for answers. the beliefs he had, are questionable. tell him, tell him if this is something he should be doing.

. do not stay at home over the weekend and accept all invitations to the drink parties with pretty babes and boobs around.

. do not adopt rearing aquarium as a fishing hobby as this is a waste of water, money, time and you are killing the fishes

. spend more time outside with the drinking kakis instead. looking after the fishes makes you walk like a dirty old man and talk like a fisherman.

. outsource the house cleaning job to the part-time maid. let them grow the business.

. never sweep and mop the floor. make the floor as wet as it can be.

. never wash your clothes and other women's panties and bras. outsource it.

. never eat dinner with the parents-inlaw.

. never participate any outing/gather with the families from the inlaw side.

. spend more time shopping with your wife, and put on a as fake as you can be face to convince her the things that she buys are good and she's made the right choices.

. spend all your money on the family

. buy all the stuff that the slumperboy needs.

. take good care of the mother when she takes good care of the slumperboy.




yes, i think slumperman should do all this. we hate to say this, very very hate to say this. these things are said becoz we think we are going to get something good in return when we do all the right things. we're probably looking at not getting it right in return, but at least please, dont get something bad in return when you did nothing wrong. slumperman thinks this teaching is getting away from the textbook, as the logic seems to be quite the opposite. as concluded, being nice does not serve anyone good.







this movie is great. just too bad, i'm watching it alone.


i like to watch it with someone.




it happens that this person is gone missing.